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You're callously offending my cultural heritage, Billy Kaplan.
How could you. :'(

I am not! You know I love Norse stuff. I'm just curious. And your diadem looks cool.

Alas, it's too late ...
We take these things very seriously amongst gods.
You're lucky I don't challenge you to a duel on the tip of reality between realms within the heart of a goose egg. Or something.

[oh my god, Loki...]

Right. What if I offer to make it up to you some other way.

I'd like to taste the sincerity on your tongue as you apologise.

Oh. That sounds pretty suggestive, Loki. Where is this apology taking place exactly?

A surprise apology! Get me when I'm not expecting it. ;)

Are you sure? Last time I tried to surprise you, it ended up being a pretty big ordeal.

I trust you.

Okay... just remember, there are SO many better ways to get me laid up on your couch for an afternoon.

If you want to spend the night within my super evil lair, Billy, then I will want something from you in return.

Wait, I thought this was for an apology? You want an apology AND something else. What's that?

[If you say he has to take a thousand condoms...]

The apology stands! You surprise me, whenever and wherever.

Staying at my place overnight is an entirely different matter.

That's SO unfair. I let you sleep over for nothing, you know. What do you even want?

You. All of you.
I want you to want everything when you're naked in my house.

I think these should be our new boundaries, don't you?
Your place can be where you call the shots, where we fool around, and when you're ready ... then you can seek an invitation to a god's bedchamber.

[Oh.

That.]

You have no idea how hard it is to not want everything when you're naked at my house, Loki, if we're being honest. But. Yeah. That sounds like a fair enough deal. ... And like a good reason to hang on to at least a few of those condoms before you go giving them all away.

I think it might be easier on both of us if we're not side-stepping around where our dicks will be holidaying when in orbit of one another at your apartment, that's all.

Less confusion.

Wow, that's the sexiest way you could have said that, Loki. I almost want you over right now. But yeah, like I said, it's a deal. So, what's it like in a god's bedchambers anyway? Just so I know what to expect and all. Or look forward to.

I would love to blow you, young Master Kaplan, but I'm a little busy skidding around and almost breaking my neck as I re-package all these foil wrappers. Alas! Such irony.

It doesn't have to be the bedchamber.
You could fuck me or I would more than readily have you.
Any surface, any wall, I'm also thinking the shower would be fun ... Ooo! Up against a floor-length window, yes.
I want to show you off.

[Oh my god. He expected--

Well, actually, he wasn't sure what he expected. He sort of asked for that.]

[1/2] I can't believe you're actually sending condoms to people.

[2/2] I want it both ways. If we're taking that step sometime, I want the full experience, Loki. You want to show me off?

You have not the worst of appearances, yes.

Oh, not the worst? That's a lot of ground to cover though. This might require multiple visits.

How will I ever cope? :'(

Your efforts will be greatly rewarded, don't worry.

I'm going back to working on these packages now, but I want you to know you have made me smile.

So :) there you are, you may see it.

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noassgardian - 2015-05-03 23:31 (UTC) - Expand