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Billy Kaplan ([personal profile] noassgardian) wrote2025-03-21 08:49 pm
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[personal profile] noassgardian 2015-05-03 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, that's the sexiest way you could have said that, Loki. I almost want you over right now.

But yeah, like I said, it's a deal.

So, what's it like in a god's bedchambers anyway? Just so I know what to expect and all. Or look forward to.
ikols: in your dreams (you'll be seeing me)

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[personal profile] ikols 2015-05-03 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I would love to blow you, young Master Kaplan, but I'm a little busy skidding around and almost breaking my neck as I re-package all these foil wrappers. Alas! Such irony.

It doesn't have to be the bedchamber.
You could fuck me or I would more than readily have you.
Any surface, any wall, I'm also thinking the shower would be fun ... Ooo! Up against a floor-length window, yes.
I want to show you off.
noassgardian: (let's talk)

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[personal profile] noassgardian 2015-05-03 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh my god. He expected--

Well, actually, he wasn't sure what he expected. He sort of asked for that.]

[1/2] I can't believe you're actually sending condoms to people.

[2/2] I want it both ways. If we're taking that step sometime, I want the full experience, Loki.

You want to show me off?
ikols: keeper of thought & memory (come odin)

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[personal profile] ikols 2015-05-03 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
You have not the worst of appearances, yes.
noassgardian: ([suit] look down and smiling)

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[personal profile] noassgardian 2015-05-03 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, not the worst?

That's a lot of ground to cover though. This might require multiple visits.
ikols: i promised you i'd bring (think of all the horrors that)

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[personal profile] ikols 2015-05-03 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
How will I ever cope? :'(
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[personal profile] noassgardian 2015-05-03 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Your efforts will be greatly rewarded, don't worry.
ikols: clear out the room (you better stop the things you do)

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[personal profile] ikols 2015-05-03 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going back to working on these packages now, but I want you to know you have made me smile.

So :) there you are, you may see it.
noassgardian: ([normal] fond)

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[personal profile] noassgardian 2015-05-03 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, good luck with that, I guess. Don't send me 600 condoms.

And good. I was sort of aiming for that. See you later, Loki.
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