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[noassgardian]

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[quivers]

Ha, you want me working at the comic shop? Come on, Billy. You know that's way too constraining for me. Gotta make the superhero stories, not sell them.

[ SHE'S NOT DISSING IT, PROMISE. But blunt Kate is blunt. ]

Ohhhh, you're gonna hate me so much. [ Clearing her throat! ] Your very best friend, the wonderful Kate Bishop happens to be rooming with ... Captain America himself.

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[noassgardian]

What, are you saying that you can't do both? I thought you were a better multitasker, Kate...

[He pauses because what.]

Shut up! You've totally got to be joking... Like, the Captain America?

voice

[quivers]

I'm a badass multitasker but it's still a time constraint. I got things to do.

[ And people to do. No wait, what. ]

Uh huh. Yeah. Like gorgeous, beautiful-armed Steve Rogers with his tight t-shirts and model smile. Yeah. That Captain America. Living in my apartment. With me.

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[noassgardian]

Uh-huh. And what things have been keeping you busy, Katie?

[He knows it's people, Kate.]

Oh my god. I'm guessing not the one from our world, right? You've got to introduce me. It's your duty as a best friend.

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[quivers]

You know. Hero. Stuff.

[ Like banging heroes. Stuff. ]

And no, he's from a different verse. The one where they barely have any Avengers. And I actually swear he's ten times hotter than the one in our world. But hey, I've put in star effort at not touching him.

[ IT'S REALLY HARD, BILLY. ]

You gotta come over sometime.