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sidecars: (kick up dust)

action; oh my god my brackets wtf??

[personal profile] sidecars 2015-05-06 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Aw yeah! Pizza and scary movies! Sauntering up to the door like a king in his castle, Bucky opens the door and lets Billy in. ]

Are you ready for one of the best nights of your life? [ You better be, Billy. He starts walking toward is small kitchen where the pizza's cooling off on its tray. ] I mean, I'm no wizard! But I predict it'll be at least top five!

[ Yep. This is the man all you Young Avengers respect and idolize. Y'all fools. ]
sidecars: (I would blow up)

action; no I'm just a doofus

[personal profile] sidecars 2015-05-06 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ WELL! But this isn't any ol' frozen pizza. This is a pizza cooked by James Buchanan Barnes! ]

Yeah! It's gonna be aces! I also got liquor too, so, you know, that always makes everything better...

[ Grabbing a large kitchen knife, Bucky goes to town cutting the pizza. He's mindful of each chop so he doesn't tear all the cheese off. That happened last time and Bucky almost threw a goddamn fit right there in his kitchen. ]

So whatcha bring, pal?
sidecars: (and tips)

action;

[personal profile] sidecars 2015-05-06 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly. Don't have to be in that order, though. We're adventurous souls! I think we can multitask it.

[ Well it's hard not to when you can get authentic Italian pizza around the corner. This may not be the same at all, but it is sure convenient! Once half the pizza is properly carved up, Bucky gets two plates and loads them up. ]

I don't have a lot to drink. Coca-Cola, water, whiskey.... I might have some vodka left.

[ He can Curtis kinda upended that puppy pretty well. The mention of the movie name, though, gets Bucky narrowing his eyes. ]

It's not a German movie, is it?
sidecars: (somebody's fuckin' head off)

action;

[personal profile] sidecars 2015-05-06 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno... Maybe whiskey and coke.

[ He takes a glass bottle out of the fridge, finds a glass, and starts pouring. ]

The Exorcist, huh? About Catholics? [ Well Buck is pretty surprised. ] The future sure is risque.
sidecars: ('til I slur up spit)

action;

[personal profile] sidecars 2015-05-06 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ Done and done. Bucky cracks open another coke and pours a second glass. ]

Not exactly... I mean, not your recent. I've been catching up on the ones I wanted to see, but never got the chance. Then watch some space movies form the fifties

[ Furlough and new films rarely align properly. It's a real drag. ]

Alright. Get your plate! And let the magic begin!

[ Bucky's whole body is humming with good energy as he heads over to the small couch that face his television. ]
sidecars: (Cap told me)

[personal profile] sidecars 2015-05-07 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha! You think? There's seventy years to get through. All I'd be doin' is watchin' movies... Not that that's a bad way to go I guess.

[ Bring it! Bucky loves daring missions! And this one includes drama, comedy, horror, and action! You can't ask for better. ]

Nah, pal! You're the expert here! I have faith in your selection, so long as there's plenty of ghosts!
sidecars: (second verse)

[personal profile] sidecars 2015-05-08 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ Everything, Billy. Everything. ]

[ Bucky laughs, shrugging lightly from the couch. ]

I dunno... It's one of the few things I haven't met personally, you know? Sure can't enjoy Dracula anymore! But ghosts I can!
sidecars: (for what it's worth)

wow don't make fun of ghost broventures!!

[personal profile] sidecars 2015-05-08 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ He is thoroughly enraptured with this idea. ]

What? No! I mean, I've seen some of those real-life shows, but they're all just about dames gettin' drunk and fightin'! But men screamin' about ghosts... That sounds exciting! Do they ever catch a ghost on film?!
sidecars: (no punches)

god no I love that show

[personal profile] sidecars 2015-05-08 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ Excited over everything modern! There's plenty of forties shit that puts him to sleep yo. And he's not cute! He's dashing. ]

Swell! It'll be great...

[ Hell Bucky may as well be swinging his legs like a kid at this point. ]
sidecars: (just keep it)

[personal profile] sidecars 2015-05-09 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ No! NO CUTENESS!! That is unmasculine and Bucky's fragile little ego can't handle that. ]

Alright. I'll trust you... [ Bucky waves the remote control impatiently in the direction of Billy and his television. ] C'mon, put it in! All this suspense is killin' me, buddy!
sidecars: (so much spunk)

[personal profile] sidecars 2015-05-11 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ Thank you, that'll do. ]

Yes, let's do it!

[ He presses the sideways triangle like he's been shown and it starts playing automatically. ]

God. You know, when I'm from, I'd never think one day you could do this. I mean, if you missed seein' a film in theaters, that's it! Maybe you'll get lucky and they'll re-release it later, but. You can't just decide "Oh man, I'd sure love to watch Double Indemnity again!"
sidecars: (like syrup bitch)

[personal profile] sidecars 2015-05-15 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Right? Can you imagine missing a Disney film? Let me tell you, it's horrible!

[ Bucky would bitch up a storm to anyone who would listen and hope leave could be swung in his favor. Picking up the remote, he starts skipping through the previews so they can get to the main event. ]

I love that feature... Not that I didn't appreciate the shorts before the film, but... Sometimes you just want to get started!

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