I may have already broken that rule ... for you. Ah, oops. [ Laughing in chagrin, he winces and rubs the back of his head, holding up a hand so he can hastily explain. ] When I was a manipulative little wretch, I snuck in and whispered in your ear. Maybe. I am sorry now, it was inappropriate. Also creepy.

But just so you know, yes, you've had a boy in your room at a very indecent hour and that boy was ... me.